What the Hell is a FunnelFone?

It’s an Automated Multi-Media Messaging System that YOU OWN, so . . .

It's Whatever the Hell You Want It to Be!

Streamline & Automate Your Communications
Stop Paying for Overpriced Monthly Services

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The First-to-Call Advantage: 78% of customers buy from the company that responds to their inquiry first. If you're not the first voice they hear, odds are you won't be the second.

The 30-Second Window: Over 60% of callers hang up if their call isn't answered within 30 seconds. Six rings and they’re gone — straight to your competitor.

The Frustration Factor: 67% of customers will hang up if they can't quickly reach a live person or a clear path to a solution. Most never call back.

STOP CHASING CALLS

START CAPTURING LEADS

FunnelFones buys you the one thing you can’t afford to lose: Time. Our system provides that "immediate digital handshake," professionally greeting and filtering your prospects so you can finish the job at hand without losing the next one.

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Ordinary phone lines are a destination; a FunnelFone is a journey. It’s a fully automated, multi-media platform that doesn't just receive calls and handle messages — it facilitates the transition from "caller" to "customer" without manual intervention.

The moment callers encounter friction — a long hold, a confusing menu, or a full voicemail box — they hang up.

FunnelFones provides an immediate path to a solution through automated engagement and instant value, ensuring the momentum of the initial inquiry isn't lost to frustration.

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COMPARE FEATURES

Standard Features

Concierge GreetingCustom greeting with voicemail record, playback, and re-record capability.

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‘Thank-You’ TextInstant digital business card sent automatically after every call.

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Voicemail to TextAccurate Ai transcription of messages delivered to your phone and inbox.

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Office ID / Outbound MaskingDisplays your professional business number on recipient's caller ID.

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Do Not DisturbSilently send calls to voicemail or another number using manual toggle or preset schedule.

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Call RecordingSeamless call recording for quality assurance, record keeping, and dispute resolution.

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Unlimited UsersScale your team without "per-seat" licensing or monthly fee spikes.

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Multi-Media Lead CaptureBridge the gap between phone calls and digital engagement automatically.

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Premium Features

Departmental RoutingAutomated navigation built "For Real" or "For Show."

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Emergency Call HandlingIntelligent prioritization for urgent, high-value inquiries.

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Night ModeScheduled after-hours logic to maintain lead flow 24/7.

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Voice CloningGreetings and menus synthesized in your own professional voice.

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Custom Features & OwnershipTailored workflow automation with full digital asset ownership.

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COMPARE COST

If you think a FunnelFone is expensive, just look at the money you're likely wasting on monthly rentals.

Adjust the number of seats in the Calculator below to reflect your current team and anticipated growth, then set a monthly rate for rental plans with the features you require.

Who's expensive now? Notice that while rental fees increase with every new hire, your FunnelFone remains unchanged.*

Preserve Your Capital: Don't want to part with $1,500 today? Secure your system with our 12- or 24-month Lease-to-Own options. Save on user fees while building equity in your own system.

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LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT

Even though $2,000 is an absolute bargain for most businesses compared to monthly rentals, it’s still a sizable chunk of money you may not want to part with in one go.

SAVE $500! If you promise to send us an honest review with headshot within 30 days of first using your FunnelFone, we'll knock a full $500 off your purchase price.

Put another way, it's your opportunity to pocket five hundred bucks for 15 minutes of work.

REDUCE MONTHLY COST

For the lowest monthly cost, select the 12- or 24-month option in the calculator above and see how FunnelFones compares to a rental plan that suits your needs.

WARNING: The number of $500 Discount Coupons is strictly limited to 5 per month. Tap the red button to check availability. If the page is live, a coupon is available.

From there, we’ll set up a brief call to brainstorm how we can best apply our proprietary “Concierge” logic to automate your lead capture and promote your business like no rental service can.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: If I own the system, what happens if I need to change something later?

A: The beauty of ownership is flexibility. Because your FunnelFone is built on an open-architecture framework (the global Twilio backbone), you aren’t locked into a "closed" software system. You can scale from 2 users to 100, update your "Concierge" scripts, or change your routing logic whenever your business evolves. You have the keys to the machine.

Q: How reliable is the Twilio backbone?

A: We don’t run your calls through a private "boutique" server. Your system’s logic is programmed directly onto the Tier-1 telecommunications infrastructure used by the world’s most demanding companies — including Netflix, Uber, and Airbnb. If their systems are up, your FunnelFone is up.

Q: What exactly are the "minimal messaging fees" I have to pay?

A: When you own the infrastructure, you pay for your usage at wholesale rates — not a marked-up monthly "plan." This typically amounts to about a penny per minute or text. For most businesses, this is a fraction of the $25–$65/month "per-user" cost charged by rental services. You only pay for what you actually use.

Q: Can I keep my existing business phone number?

A: Absolutely. We can port your current number over to your new FunnelFone infrastructure seamlessly. You keep your brand identity; you just change the "engine" running behind it.

Q: Do I need to buy expensive new desk phones?

A: No. The FunnelFone is designed for the modern workforce. It works perfectly with your existing cell phones, tablets, or computers. However, if you prefer physical desk phones, our system is compatible with standard SIP-compliant hardware.

Q: I’m not a "tech person." How do I handle changes or add new users later?

A: Simply call us whenever you need a change. We bill by the hour for minor adjustments, so you only pay for exactly what you need.

Q: Why is there a $500 discount for a review?

A: Simple. We want to make FunnelFones as affordable as possible, and we need high-quality social proof from real users. This is a limited-time offer, and we can only underwrite five coupons per month, so tap one of the red buttons to check current availability and lock in your credit.

Q: What if I should decide to move my service elsewhere?

A: Unlike rental providers who often make it difficult to leave, your FunnelFone is yours to keep. If you ever decide to move your hosting or management, your business number and your client data go with you, so you're never locked in.

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Contact | Terms | Privacy

SMS TERMS & CONDITIONSWhen you opt-in to our service, you agree to receive messages regarding your FunnelFone system and installation credit.Frequency: Message frequency varies.
Opt-out: Text STOP to cancel at any time.
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Rates: Message and data rates may apply.Privacy: No mobile information will be shared with third parties/affiliates for marketing/promotional purposes. All the above categories exclude text messaging originator opt-in data and consent; this information will not be shared with any third parties.When you sign-in with us, you are giving your permission and consent to send you email and/or SMS text messages. By checking the Terms and Conditions box and by signing in you automatically confirm that you accept all terms in this agreement.SERVICE
We provide a service that currently allows you to receive requests for feedback, company information, promotional information, company alerts, coupons, discounts and other notifications to your email address and/or cellular phone or device. You understand and agree that the Service is provided "AS-IS" and that we assume no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, mis-delivery or failure to store any user communications or personalization settings.You are responsible for obtaining access to the Service and that access may involve third party fees (such as SMS text messages, Internet service provider or cellular airtime charges). You are responsible for those fees, including those fees associated with the display or delivery of each SMS text message sent to you by us. In addition, you must provide and are responsible for all equipment necessary to access the Service and receive the SMS text messages.We do not charge any fees for delivery of email or SMS. We do not charge a premium for our messaging service; however, standard message and data rates may apply.Please check with your internet service provider and cellular carrier for any charges that may incur as a result from receiving email and SMS text messages that we deliver upon your opt-in and registration with our email and SMS services.You can cancel at any time. Just text "STOP" to (720) 730-2824. After you send the SMS message "STOP" to us, we will send you an SMS message to confirm that you have been unsubscribed. After this, you will no longer receive SMS messages from us.YOUR REGISTRATION OBLIGATIONS
In consideration of your use of the Service, you agree to:1. provide true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself as prompted by the Service's registration form (such information being the "Registration Data") and2. maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it true, accurate, current and complete. If you provide any information that is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, or we have reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, we have the right to suspend or terminate your account/profile and refuse any and all current or future use of the Service (or any portion thereof).FunnelFones.com
8801 W Belleview Ave
Littleton, CO 80123
(720) 730-2824
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PRIVACY & DATA PROTECTIONNo mobile information will be shared with third parties or affiliates for marketing or promotional purposes. All the above categories exclude text messaging originator opt-in data and consent; this information will not be shared with any third parties.The information provided during registration is kept private and confidential, and will never be distributed, sold, traded, or posted in any way. This is our guarantee.INDEMNITY
You agree to indemnify and hold FunnelFones.com, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of content you receive, submit, or transmit through the Service, your use of the Service, your connection to the Service, or your violation of the Terms of Service.DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
You expressly understand and agree that:Your use of the service is at your sole risk. The service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis.FunnelFones.com expressly disclaims all warranties of any kind, whether express or implied.FunnelFones.com makes no warranty that (i) the service will meet your requirements, (ii) the service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free, or (iii) the results obtained from the use of the service will be accurate or reliable.Any material obtained through the use of the service is done at your own discretion and risk.LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
You expressly understand and agree that FunnelFones.com shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data or other intangible losses resulting from the use or the inability to use the service.CONSENT
By registering for our service via our online opt-in form, you agree to these Terms and the Privacy Policy outlined above.CONTACT
FunnelFones.com
8801 W Belleview Ave
Littleton, CO 80123
(720) 730-2824
[email protected]

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